Certified Cranky T-Shirt – Grumpy Old F**kers Club Lifetime Member Tee
Join the ranks of the seasoned veterans with our Certified Cranky T-Shirt. This tee is the ultimate declaration for those who have perfected the art of sarcasm, side-eye, and tolerating zero nonsense. Featuring the bold slogan, "Grumpy Old F**kers Club – Lifetime Member," this shirt makes no apologies for your blunt honesty and fierce independence.
Whether you’re shouting at the news, avoiding small talk, or reminiscing about when things "weren’t so damn stupid," this shirt loudly expresses what you feel so you don’t have to say a word. Perfect for:
- Grumpy dads who wear their frustration with pride
- Unfiltered grandpas with a side of humor
- Anyone who’s confidently earned their badge in the club
Warning: This shirt may cause chuckles, side glances, and absolute respect.
Key Features:
- Pre-shrunk and soft-washed fabric with garment dyeing for minimal shrinkage and a vintage look
- Constructed with a twill-taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem, with a 1" ribbed collar
- Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring spun cotton
Elevate your wardrobe today! Order now to showcase your unapologetic attitude with this unique and stylish shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |