Certified Cranky T-Shirt – Grumpy Old F**kers Club Lifetime Member Tee
Meet the shirt that says what you’re really thinking. The Grumpy Old F**ers Club* tee is perfect for anyone who’s earned the right to roll their eyes at the world. Printed on a premium cotton blend, this funny and slightly offensive t-shirt is built for comfort, attitude, and telling people to keep their nonsense to themselves. Great gift for dads, uncles, or that one friend who’s allergic to stupidity.
👉 Grab yours today and wear your grumpiness with pride.
Whether you’re shouting at the news, avoiding small talk, or reminiscing about when things "weren’t so damn stupid," this shirt loudly expresses what you feel so you don’t have to say a word. Perfect for:
- Grumpy dads who wear their frustration with pride
- Unfiltered grandpas with a side of humor
- Anyone who’s confidently earned their badge in the club
Warning: This shirt may cause chuckles, side glances, and absolute respect.
Key Features:
- Pre-shrunk and soft-washed fabric with garment dyeing for minimal shrinkage and a vintage look
- Constructed with a twill-taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem, with a 1" ribbed collar
- Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring spun cotton
Elevate your wardrobe today! Order now to showcase your unapologetic attitude with this unique and stylish shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |